Socks with Incongruent Patterns: The Ultimate Abomination
Warning: The Following Socks are a Threat to Society
Socks with incongruent patterns are a crime against humanity. They are a affront to all that is good and pure. And yet... we can't look away.
- Socks with Incongruent Paisley Patterns
- Socks with Incongruent Zebra Stripes
- Socks with Incongruent Polka Dots
Why do people do this? Do they not know that socks with incongruent patterns are a threat to global stability?
Examples of Incongruent Sock Patterns
It's a slippery slope, folks. If we allow socks with incongruent patterns, next thing you know, we'll be allowing socks with incongruent socks.
Socks with Incongruent Socks - the ultimate horror.